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steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

chip-of-ror

chip-of-ror asked:

"Hey Randy, are you bi or just flat out gay?"

randall-randy-boggs-of-ror answered:

"I’m gayer than a flaming rainbow raining kittens on a leather bar full of gay men wearing pink boas drinking Sherly temples. How about yourself Chip?"

chip-of-ror:

randall-randy-boggs-of-ror:

chip-of-ror:

randall-randy-boggs-of-ror:

chip-of-ror:

“That makes sense.” Chip nodded. It seemed that Randy always had his own way of doing things in the kitchen. He turned back to the table and grabbed himself another cupcake.

Randy couldn’t help but roll his eyes as he got back to work on another batch of cupcakes. A half hour later he opened the over and carefully pulled out the last batch which was fully baked. The scent of chocolate filled the kitchen and all that he had to do was let the cupcakes cool so he could frost them and then they’d be done.

In the time that Randy was baking the cupcakes, Chip, Reggie and Javier had finished off their breakfasts along with the rest of Randy’s initial batch of cupcake. After thanking Randy again, Chip collected up the dishes and put them in the sink to wash later before he, Reggie and Javier headed out into the living room to watch TV.

After the baking was all said and done Randall felt that he needed a good rest. He followed his brothers into the tv room and curled up in the reclining chair that sat off to the side.

Chip sat down on the couch nearby Randy and Reggie and Javier joined him. “Let’s see what’s on.” Chip sighed as he picked up the remote and turned the TV on. The first channel that appeared on the screen was a midday soap opera.

Randy grumbled hearing the annoying sounds of middle shed women going on about who cheated on who. He curled up a little tighter, wanting someone to change the channel without him actually having to ask.

john-worthington-ii

randall-randy-boggs-of-ror asked:

"J-john? Is that you?" Randy asked the young man infront of him who had a striking resemblance to Johnny.

john-worthington-ii answered:

He smirked, puffing out his chest. “Yes, Randy. It’s me.”

john-worthington-ii:

randall-randy-boggs-of-ror:

john-worthington-ii:

randall-randy-boggs-of-ror:

john-worthington-ii:

randall-randy-boggs-of-ror:

Randy nodded and reached up cupping John’s cheek in his hand. “Well….we can make the most of it…while it lasts…”

John smirked, leaning in mere inches from Randy’s lips. “What do you have in mind?”

Randy grinned licking his lips slowly and leaned in closer, his lips just about to touch John’s. “I’d rather show you than tell you….” And with that he pressed their lips together and wrapped his arms around the younger monster.

John smirked into the kiss. He ran one hand over Randy’s fronds, and pulled Randy closer with the other.

Randy shivered, pressing himself against John’s chest. “Mmmm john let’s take this to your bedroom….”

"Alright." John picks Randall up and carries him upstairs to John bedroom. Closing the door, he places Randall on the bed and crawls over top of him.

Randy laid back watching john climb up into the bed then over himself. He grinned reaching up, feeling John’s muscular chest. “You’re not as big as you use to be but I like this…”